funny jokes to text someone

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I love sending and getting text message jokes from my friends and family.


When I send a sms text joke to someone, I always hope it helps brighten their day and lets them know that I'm thinking of them. A birthday, holiday, events, recent conversation or just a regular day is a good day to make someone smile with a text joke.


I think it is great to get a random joke text. I could be having a great day or an awful day when my cell phone alerts me of a message. When I check my phone and I see its a joke, it makes me feel good, smile or laugh! Who doesn't need that from time to time?


I will be adding new text jokes on this page. So if you want to make someone laugh or smile by text, check here.

has anyone seen the electronic cigarette

the first time i saw an electronic cigarette was when i was watching the real housewives of beverly hills.  the women were at a dinner party when some crazy lady was there puffing away on the electric cigarette.  it was easy to make fun of because the lady was a complete b*tch.
after i gave it some thought, i thought that in spite of the crazy lady smoking the e cigarette, what a great way to help smokers quit smoking cigarettes. 

the electronic cigarette is a battery powered. it has a vaporized solution inside that releases nicotine when you inhale.  they say that the e cigarette isn't as bad for you as smoking a real cigarette.  they look like a normal cigarette but you can also get them in the shape of different objects - like a pen.  they are refillable and different flavors can also be purchased.  there is some 'smoke' that comes from the electronic cigarette.  the smoke that you see when people are using the gadget is actually water vapor from the atomized substances.  they say the smoke is orderless. 

i have never been a smoker.  the smell of cigarette smoke or anything else someone is smoking drives me crazy.  so, maybe this is a better for smokers and non-smokers.  my personal opinion, don't smoke at all. 

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