Showing posts with label blond jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label blond jokes. Show all posts
funny jokes to text someone
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I love sending and getting text message jokes from my friends and family.
When I send a sms text joke to someone, I always hope it helps brighten their day and lets them know that I'm thinking of them. A birthday, holiday, events, recent conversation or just a regular day is a good day to make someone smile with a text joke.
I think it is great to get a random joke text. I could be having a great day or an awful day when my cell phone alerts me of a message. When I check my phone and I see its a joke, it makes me feel good, smile or laugh! Who doesn't need that from time to time?
I will be adding new text jokes on this page. So if you want to make someone laugh or smile by text, check here.
When I send a sms text joke to someone, I always hope it helps brighten their day and lets them know that I'm thinking of them. A birthday, holiday, events, recent conversation or just a regular day is a good day to make someone smile with a text joke.
I think it is great to get a random joke text. I could be having a great day or an awful day when my cell phone alerts me of a message. When I check my phone and I see its a joke, it makes me feel good, smile or laugh! Who doesn't need that from time to time?
I will be adding new text jokes on this page. So if you want to make someone laugh or smile by text, check here.
blonde diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.
The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days.
This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds.
The blonde follows the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she'd indeed lost twenty pounds.
She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question:
"How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"
The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days.
This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds.
The blonde follows the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she'd indeed lost twenty pounds.
She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question:
"How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"
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